Oh summer time is here at last
And now it's time to swim
I need to buy a swimsuit...
But have you LOOKED at them?

There is no bottom to the suit
There's only just a string
It barely covers up in front
In back ...barely any thing!

The prices are outrageous
And if your spirits sag
You could leave the suit at the store
And cover up with the tag!

I wish I could wear my favorite suit
But I should let you know
Although it is very nice
I've worn a hole in the elbow....

And as if that weren't enough
It's really plain to see
The fabric is worn quite thin
Just below the knee!