Moms understand the need for dogs that bark
And for guinea pigs or meadow larks...
But never the need for slippery snake
Or bugs that gather by the lake.

Moms don't like bettles and such
And some things the best of moms won't touch!
So empty out your jeans tonight
Of anything that could cause Mom fright!

No rats, or mice or snakes or bug
Should help you give your mom a hug!